Thursday, December 6, 2012

Kirby Bob Understands Heaven

Kirby Bob Understands Heaven


Charles Harvey



            “’Father, I stretch my hands to thee,’ George Louse said before he gave up the ghost.  Now he was a bad man—had chopped off people’s heads and disemboweled their insides.  He bashed in a few baby’s skulls.  But in that ‘lectric chair—him the rankest sinner knew how to call on Jesus.  Now you tellin’ me, Kirby Bob, little five year old Kirby Bob, who’s just startin’ out sinnin’-- little tiny sinnin’ of pullin’ his sister’s hair and throwin’ her doll in the mud, and climbin’ over the fence when I’ve told him not to-- you tellin’ me this little boy won’t say the prayer his poor tired Mother taught him so he can get into heaven and walk with Jesus? Is you an imp that’s growin’ a tail, Kirby Bob?”
             Kirby Bob had the thought to touch his backside to see if he was indeed growing a long hairy cat’s tail back there. But he saw something in Gretta’s wide legged hand on hips stance that made him think she would think he was being sassy. He shifted his bunny slippers and said, “No’m.”

            “Well why won’t you say your prayers, son?”

            “I’m scared to go to heaven, Mama.”

            “Scared to go to heaven? What you scared to go to heaven for, boy?”

            “Cause you always say that bad man, Meany George is going to be there.”

            “So? What that got to do with anything? “

             The wheels in Gretta’s head turned as she tried to understand the notion that was turning in Kirby Bob’s head.  Her son had a strange way of processing the world, Gretta thought.  This was a boy who arranged rocks, painted them, and pretended they were planets--who said he was just like his big sister Grace, just turned inside out. This was a boy who had stayed inside her womb all day Sunday and didn’t come out until the moon was full on Sunday night almost five years ago to the day.  It was Kirby Bob who survived unscathed except for a purple patch on his left cheek, after eating a handful of oleander petals.

            “What’s Mean George to heaven got to do with you?”

            “Mama I just don’t feel like getting my head chopped off.”

            “Do Jesus, boy, he ain’t going to be choppin no heads off in heaven. He prayed to the lord to forgive him before they ‘lectrocuted him and the lord done forgave him his sin and made him an angel.  Heaven is a good place to go.”

            “Heaven is too far away, Mama. It’s just too far away.”

            “Well Kirby Bob it is for some of us.” She cocked her head slightly and thought of her husband in Miss Mandy’s yard way across town raking up the leaves that fell off her chinaberry tree and singing. Gretta’s sister had called and pulled her coat. The leaves, dead branches, and sharp dried berries from Gretta’s chinaberry tree just blew all over the yard and stuck in Kirby Bob’s and Grace’s feet.  But did Herbert care about his son and daughter, Gretta asked herself?  Hell no. Kirby Bob’s and Grace’s life and soul was left up to her.

            “You better get on your knees right now, young man and start to prayin’ ‘else somebody’s birthday cake for tomorrow in my stove is goin’ to be burnt to a crisp.” Gretta said in a sweet way more to soothe herself.

            Kirby Bob prayed and scooted into bed. He laid there, eyes wide as little glass jars. He listened to the water running in the bathroom and afterward heard Gretta ease into her squeaky bed. Kirby Bob sneaked out into the night through the window next to his bed.  He looked at the full moon and raised his right hand above his head as if he was measuring the distance above him. He jumped up and down trying to lift himself off the leafy ground.  His favorite tree shimmied and a leaf fell at his feet. A notion came over Kirby Bob to climb up the tree and put the leaf back. He sneaked very quietly into his window and walked down the hall past Gretta’s room, and past Grace’s into the kitchen.  He tucked a roll of scotch tape under his pajama coat, walked past his cake looking like a large hat cooling in the center of the kitchen table, and went back outside.  He grabbed a low branch and swung himself up.  He climbed and climbed and climbed until he reached almost the top of the tree.  He taped the leaf to a branch that he thought had the fewest leaves.  He stayed there a moment looking up at the sky  thinking of heaven. He thought of the silky glowing angels in Gretta’s big white bible. He closed his eyes and saw them flitting around lambs, lions, and people rising up through the clouds toward a golden fence.  The angels had wings just like birds’.  He thought to himself, why climb down?  He had never seen an angel or a bird climb anywhere. He spread his arms.


            The next morning as the sun and the moon sat in the same neon blue sky, Gretta was in her kitchen making coffee for herself.  She looked out the window and fussed for a moment at the pile of rags lying at the base of the chinaberry tree. She knew Herbert wouldn’t do a thing about it. Would just move his head side to side like a snake’s as he made up a lie to get down to that woman’s house. As she strained her eyes a little more at the pile, something jumped in her heart and made her legs tremble.

          “Herbert, come here,” she called softly just before her blue linoleum floor like a big piece of heaven rose up to meet her.

Charles Harvey

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  1. That's a beautiful piece of writing. I like your style. The ending gave me a definite chill. Very nice.

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