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Yawn...
I ate a boiled potato...
Why are folks putting rocks in the road for me to stub my toe on?
I bought socks...
heaven is the opposite of hell...
why the fack do some people hate me?
Life is like cheese, it stinks until you spray cologne on it...
I spilled jello on my tie...
in order to love, I must hate too...
l must hate to love you....
I ran out of underwear...
I need some pickled chicken eggs...
if you get in my way, I will fall down and trip you.....
if there's a hole in your bucket, look at the bright side through the hole..
.if I culd spel, I would say yu smel rilly stinke....
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